I banished the new(er) toaster today.
It’s been a long time in coming.
You saw the charred black toast from Saturday.
On Sunday, this temperamental toaster burned all four slices of bread placed within the glowing coils.
Time is up.
That was your last chance…for now.
You are awesome at bagels.
We’ll get you down from the cabinet above the refrigerator, never never land, for toasting them.
Goodbye for now.
Consider yourself banished.