No More Freak Outs…Three Phone Calls Later

I was remarkably calm on Thanksgiving Day. Even though I’d never made a turkey and some of the side dishes All By Myself before. I’ve helped my mom in the kitchen for years, watching, chopping, dicing, paring, slicing, mashing, and stirring. All while talking too, of course, and under her watchful eyes. Somehow I did it. It all worked out just fine. If anything my only mistake was in buying Too Big A Turkey because people didn’t bring big enough appetites or take home enough leftovers.

I admit I made a phone call to my mother in law, when it was time to put the turkey in the stand alone electric roaster she’d loaned me for the occasion, and asked, “Which way is up?” I could hear the smile in her voice as she answered, “I put it in legs up. No one told me to, I just always do.” To which I replied, “That’s A Good Enough Reason For Me. Thanks!”

Some time passed, while the turkey was roasting, when my phone rang. I was upstairs moving laundry around and answered in the bedroom, where the ringer is turned off. It was my mother in law calling me, to kindly say, just in case I didn’t know, “They put things in the neck cavity too. Did you check there too?” I assured her I had and didn’t take offense, not one iota. I appreciated the thoughtfulness in her call.

For you see, while this was the first bird I’d made by myself, my husband and I have fried a few turkeys this year. That was His Big Christmas Present last year, A Turkey Fryer. So we bought our first Big Frozen Bird in January and both learned how to thaw it, wash it and prepare it for fryin’. I think we made three this year, each more delicious than the one before. However, when we got hit with a blizzard in February, we both were wishin’ his present had been a snow blower, because the turkey fryer wasn’t much help with snow removal.

The third phone call of the morning was to consult with my mother on How To Make The Stuffing. I love my mother’s stuffing. LOVE. IT. SO. MUCH. Truly, her stuffing is my favorite part of the Thanksgiving Feast. She was cookin’ over 100 miles away yesterday, so I wasn’t goin’ to be sittin’ at her table. I saw her a few days ago though, and asked for her stuffing recipe. She said, well, I don’t really have one. Oh no! I am so not the kind of cook that can Wing It. These two words are really not in my vocabulary very often. I am so By The Book at times I bore myself. Though I’m gettin’ better at it. I am! She wrote some directions on a post-it note to help me out. A post-it note. I chopped, diced and sauteed and then called to find out whether to add the seasoning to the skillet or in the bowl. She said, “I add it in the skillet so the seasoning is more evenly distributed.” That’s was I was thinkin’ too, but was thankful for the confirmation. Done and done. The stuffing is all combined and the crock pot is turned on. Before we hung up my mom said, “I am so glad you called.” I agreed with, “Me too.”

Once those Two Big Things were cookin’ I concentrated on doing the dishes, clearing the table and getting organized for later, when everything would have to happen Just Right, in order for us to sit down to a feast of hot food. My boys helped me put the extra leaves in the table, and learned how to set it properly too. They were Good Helpers. When their friend called to see if they could play, I said they could, “Just for an hour” and cut ‘em loose From Potato Washin’ And Peelin’ Duty that I had them lined up for next. Did you know, that I own a Potato Masher? I thought I did, but I hadn’t seen it for awhile…as in YEARS. While I LOVE mashed potatoes, and grew up eatin’ them regularly, I haven’t made ‘em for my family much. Probably because their favorite Potato Group is Ore Ida French Fries or regular old baked potatoes.

Somehow I/we made it. I helped immensely that my mother in law made egg noodles, sweet potatoes, green beans flavored with bacon, creamed corn AND brought the pies for dessert. Also that she arrived in time to show me how the roaster opened with a lid rest and that the bottom lifted out for gettin’ the drippings for makin’ gravy. The Gravy. That was The One Thing that was Maybe Sort Of Close To A Freak Out. I wrote, “maybe” next to “gravy” on my list of food being prepared. (Yes. I had a list.)

I’ve never made gravy before. I’ve seen my mom make it a hundred times. Again, Hers Is The Best. Mine wasn’t going well, despite my mother in laws encouraging words. I served it anyway. After draining the separated grease/oil/drippings off. Twice. It was thick and not liquid like it should have been. Sort of globby actually. But it tasted good. Three of us were Brave Enough To Try It. I kept thinking about how my dad would be laughing and teasing me about it, even as he taste tested it too, out of kindness and chivalry.

Best of all, besides how good it felt To Just Be Together, were the stories my in laws told me in the kitchen about Thanksgivings Past when Things Didn’t Go As Planned. Things like too much advice given, no whisk in the kitchen and a catered meal that, well, never showed up. When all was said and done, even the dishes by my wonderful sister in law, it was A Gold Star Meal with Two Thumbs Up. I’ve now hosted Thanksgiving. A Passage To Womanhood.

The BONUS is that our refrigerator is stocked with bowls, plates and platters of Good Food and I’m not cookin’ for a few days time. Turkey sandwiches and microwaved side dishes comin’ right up. Mmmmmmm, I think I like the leftovers best of all. Though I’m still so full from yesterday I’m not even hungry for breakfast. I’ve having hot tea for now. We ate at 2:00, with The Dessert Course at 4:00. I had A Second Dessert Course later in the evening…a chocolate chip cookie compliments of my sister in law. My guess is they’ll be among the first Thanksgiving leftovers to disappear. Just wanted you to know, there were No More Freak Outs AND the turkey was still icy on the inside when I washed it out Wednesday night. That bird was F-R-O-Z-E-N and we are fine. Whew!

Thanksgiving Day, November 24, 2011.

Passages to Womanhood
http://my.opera.com/jbaird/blog/2011/11/25/passages-to-womanhood

on Thanksgiving Eve
http://my.opera.com/jbaird/blog/2011/11/23/on-thanksgiving-eve

Thanksgiving Freak Out #1
http://my.opera.com/jbaird/blog/2011/11/23/thanksgiving-freak-out-1

prepared with love
http://my.opera.com/jbaird/blog/2011/11/23/prepared-with-love

damn dishes
http://my.opera.com/jbaird/blog/2011/11/21/damn-dishes

© 2011 Janean Baird, Turquoise Tangles

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6 thoughts on “No More Freak Outs…Three Phone Calls Later

  1. Wow. I'm surprised you had the time and energy to blog about your cooking foray!As the oldest child, I guess it makes sense that you are a By the Book woman.Auntie J.

  2. Originally posted by riehlife:

    Wow. I'm surprised you had the time and energy to blog about your cooking foray!As the oldest child, I guess it makes sense that you are a By the Book woman.Auntie J.

    Aunt Janet,
    I slept in between the doin' and the writin' about it. Last night I could hardly put words into spoken sentences, as I was tired and them some. Perhaps my By The Book Cookin' IS an oldest child trait. However, it could just be the way I was taught to cook as a 4-Her. Some things like fryin' eggs and hamburgers I was shown to do, by my father to be exact. My Mom was always so busy Doing, and the kitchen was too small for too many bodies to be in there at one time.
    Love, Janean

  3. Originally posted by greatZenaida:

    Good morning….wonderful Thank's Giving and looks delicious all…:yes: :wine: May your day be filled with family,friends, love and wonderful blessings Christmas Thanks Giving….I wish you all the luck and happiness new year…..:love: :heart: :cheers: :jester:

    Thank you for your wonderful note, Zena! It was a blessing filled and blessed Christmas here. I am accepting your well wishes for luck and happiness in 2012 with a smile and offering them right back to you. So nice to see your note here and in my shout box when I logged back into my Opera account after a week or more away. Happy New Year, to you and yours! ~ Janean

  4. derWandersmann

    Um … from the look of your gravy, you did a couple of things wrong.You should pour all the pan drippings into one of those fat-separating cups, and save only about a ¼cup of the fat. Pour it into a pan and add your flour … about ¼cup, slowly, whisking all the time, until you've got a sort of creamy liquid (I think this is called a roux, but I'm not putting any money on it). Then start heating it up, whisking still, so it won't stick, until you've got a nice boil. Add enough water to make up about 2 cups of liquid, and the pan drippings. Bring it up to a boil again, and boil it for a good minute. Then you can simmer until you've got the consistency you want. Don't let it stick.

  5. Originally posted by derWandersmann:

    Um … from the look of your gravy, you did a couple of things wrong…

    Well stated and HONEST of you, dW.My in laws were so nice and tried to eat the thick yucky gravy I made. I wasn't planning to even try it again. I may print and save your instructions though, as they are more detailed and specific than the ones my mother gave me off the cuff standing in her kitchen. THANK YOU!~ Janean

  6. Good morning….wonderful Thank's Giving and looks delicious all…:yes: :wine: May your day be filled with family,friends, love and wonderful blessings Christmas Thanks Giving….I wish you all the luck and happiness new year…..:love: :heart: :cheers: :jester:

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